May 2013
a-pariah:
a-pariah:
why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
nvm
found her
“The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
reallymoments:
gorjisslybrown:
thighabetic:
popitfadatnigga:
#WeDontLoveDeseHoes2k13.
#WeMayGetModeratelyAffectionateWithThemTho
#AndTheyBettaBeGoneB4Sunrise
#AndTheyNoyAllowedToUseTheWashRagEither
croagunkscorner:
“You guys are really obsessed with these Pokémon fusions.” Bitch be
sophieofcydonia:
foreveralone-lyguy:
And on the third day, god said “let there be pizza”
* waits for tumblr user pizza to appear *
“It’s a sad day when you find out that it’s not accident or time or fortune, but...”
– Lillian Hellman (via the-healing-nest)
“You haven’t healed, I can tell from how cruel you are.”
– Unkown (via moaka)
deluminator:
my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
dystopiamachine:
dietnutella:
nohomocide:
accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful
bonèr
Chlàmydîa
gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm
sexponents:
did soulja boy ever tell em
tempoes:
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
milkshakeprincess:
trying to tell a joke to someone you’re meeting for the first time and fucking it up
Watchcocaineaddiction:
tyleeiswasted:
beezlikethat:
Joseline Hernandez dealing with a fan. Take notes.
lmao
when Joseline says “Calm down. Why you all on me.” I DIED
turned-to-wicked-little-things:
dick so bomb have you like
